An iPhone App Whose Time has Not ComeBefore I get to the review, let me start with an important piece of information. iGirl is not pornographic. It will not show nudity or anything else racy. It is an iPhone App for the lonely man who would like female companionship. In particular, it is for the lonely man who wants fake female companionship and is willing to settle for a picture. I know, sounds pretty lame. Read on, it even worse than it sounds.Customize the iGirl iPhone AppWhen you set up this app, you set up your iGirl. You can choose the style of clothing your iGirl will wear, her hair color, the language she speaks, and her ethnicity. Finally, you give her a name and there you have it: Your perfect date. Of course, keep in mind, your iGirl is just a picture. She has about as much in common with a real girl as you do with a giant mollusk. But at least you now have your companion and can take her everywhere with you.Change Your iGirl's Appearance with this iPhone AppYou can even change your iGirl's characteristics at any time. Wow. That's right. Have her change from a swimsuit to a business dress with just a tap. It will be instantaneous. No, you don't se any nudity. As I said this game is not pornographic, just lame. Yeah, you can change her name and ethnicity too. Just how long should an iPhone app like this take before it starts getting old. A minute? Thirty Seconds? Do you already feel like it is a waste as soon as you download it?Can We Find Better iPhone Apps?It should not be a hard thing to do to find better iPhone apps than iGirl. Essentially, an iPhone should help you be more productive. Or an iPhone app can be entertaining or interesting. IGirl does none of these. It is no way can make you more productive. And if you would happen to qualify iGirl has "quality entertainment" then you really should consider getting out more. Yes, iGirl proves that we can use the new technology of the iPhone for all sorts of uses. But iGirl is really not the best we can do. No, it is quite far from the best we can do. Skip it and find an iPhone app that helps you cook fish. Now that's an iPhone app that is more like it. |
